Monday, September 3, 2007

Bush refuses to land in liberated Iraq



Deserted AIR BASE, Iraq -
President Bush refused to land in liberated Iraq today because there’s a “shooting war going on there”, he said.


The president, who avoided service in Vietnam, did the same thing today.


He secretly flew to the desert and took off again before the camels could see him.


"Morale?" asked Bush. "How's morale, he asked?"


"Very high sir," said the pilot "but not as high as I’m gonna be in a minute," Capt. Lee Hemming, said.

No comments: